Manchester United while a lot better this year are uniquely frustrating. Or, maybe, this is the mid-table team experience, dunno. Either way, it's hard to be a red devil nowadays.

Why were you born when the snow was falling? You should have come to the cuckoo’s calling, Or when grapes are green in the cluster, Or, at least, when lithe swallows muster For their far off flying From summer dying. Why did you die when the lambs were cropping? You should have died at the apples’ dropping, When the grasshopper comes to trouble, And the whea